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#41 2005-09-07 19:29:52

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

I'm all in favor of a new phrase, but "up yer kilt" sounds sort of dirty. What does one do, once up someones kilt? And why has everyone misplaced their pants? And the idea of a leather kilt is probably too much even for people who actually make sex toys...

Is this really the road we want to take the newbies down?

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#42 2005-09-07 19:41:12

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Ray wrote:

And, I should point out, Nate will love it.


How the hell did I get this type of reputation?

Rubber kilts, though... that's hot.


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#43 2005-09-07 19:56:25

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

cnladd wrote:

How the hell did I get this type of reputation?


Bwecause we know you var-weee, var-weee well.

Youuuuu're a naughty boyyyyyyy-ie. We have pictures.


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#44 2005-09-07 20:12:38

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Apple releases the iPod nano ... no mixing this up with the whole "Up yer kilt" or "What's under your kilt" thing...

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#45 2005-09-07 20:20:21

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Under my kilt? Certainly nothing nano, nudge-nudge.

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#46 2005-09-07 20:24:37

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

andreaparrish wrote:

I'm all in favor of a new phrase, but "up yer kilt" sounds sort of dirty.


It doesn't make me think of anything dirty. It makes me think of the summer I spent as a professional tumbler in Myanmar. And pants. It also makes me think of pants.

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#47 2005-09-07 20:25:35

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

electrospeck wrote:

andreaparrish wrote:

I'm all in favor of a new phrase, but "up yer kilt" sounds sort of dirty.


It doesn't make me think of anything dirty. It makes me think of the summer I spent as a professional tumbler in Myanmar. And pants. It also makes me think of pants.


It makes me think of the gal who lived across from me when I still lived in Los Angeles.


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#48 2005-09-07 20:26:15

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

schussat wrote:

Under my kilt? Certainly nothing nano, nudge-nudge.


Ba-dum-bum. (Or however the hell you spell what a drumroll sounds like.)


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#49 2005-09-07 20:28:31

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

cnladd wrote:

It makes me think of the gal who lived across from me when I still lived in Los Angles.


Completely unrelated: That sentence makes me think of when I was, like, six and whoever ordered my tee-ball team's uniforms goofed up. We were supposed to be the "Angels". Instead we were the "Angles".

Anyway.


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#50 2005-09-07 20:29:23

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

electrospeck wrote:

cnladd wrote:

It makes me think of the gal who lived across from me when I still lived in Los Angles.


Completely unrelated: That sentence makes me think of when I was, like, six and whoever ordered my tee-ball team's uniforms goofed up. We were supposed to be the "Angels". Instead we were the "Angles".

Anyway.


Hah! Thanks. :)


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#51 2005-09-07 20:30:43

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

And wouldn't it be funny if there was a town called Los Angles?

"You make a right on Obtuse, then a left on Acute, then go down a couple of blocks and make another left on 180


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#52 2005-09-07 20:44:37

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

electrospeck wrote:

"You make a right on Obtuse, then a left on Acute, then go down a couple of blocks and make another left on 180


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#53 2005-09-07 20:45:47

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Hans wrote:

electrospeck wrote:

"You make a right on Obtuse, then a left on Acute, then go down a couple of blocks and make another left on 180

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#54 2005-09-07 20:57:20

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

electrospeck wrote:

schussat wrote:

Under my kilt? Certainly nothing nano, nudge-nudge.


Ba-dum-bum. (Or however the hell you spell what a drumroll sounds like.)


Ba-dum-cheeck.

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#55 2005-09-07 21:07:33

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=18560184&context=set-438106&size=o

(small: http://www.flickr.com/photos/novemberbo … et-438106/ )

Ben Hammersly is the "TheAntiScoble" here, and he was wearing a kilt during Reboot :)

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#56 2005-09-07 21:10:42

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Mark Wubben wrote:

Ben Hammersly is the "TheAntiScoble" here, and he was wearing a kilt during Reboot :)


OK...If you're going to promise Geeks in Kilts...please deliver Geeks in Kilts. A fuzzy shot of a projection screen does not a good laugh make.

=)

And Mark, Up yer kilt!

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#57 2005-09-07 21:55:13

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Okay.. let me hunt for Ben in his kilt!


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#58 2005-09-07 21:57:05

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

http://www.flickr.com/photos/novemberborn/19124903/in/set-449821/ but you can't really see it... I love the slide though! (Sorry, to lazy to check all the other Reboot pictures :P )


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#59 2005-09-07 22:19:00

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

the question is...were you still typing??

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#60 2005-09-07 22:34:57

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Didn't have my PowerBook back then, so no :)


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#61 2005-09-08 02:44:45

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

kilted man is human taco in wool shell

kilted man is human taco in wool shell

kilted man is human taco in wool shell

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#62 2005-09-08 02:52:02

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

See, Ray? I told you this would confuse people.


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#63 2005-09-08 02:54:45

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Someone pooped in Jason's oatmeal, that's all.

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#64 2005-09-08 02:56:23

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

My Wife has been trying to get me to wear a Utilikilt for the longest time.
After what Jason just wrote, it will be a cold day in Hell before any passing miniature dog gets a view of my British Burrito!


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#65 2005-09-08 02:57:26

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

electrospeck wrote:

See, Ray? I told you this would confuse people.


Good!

Mission accomplished.

Now I'm not alone.


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#66 2005-09-08 03:02:26

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Boogenstein wrote:

My Wife has been trying to get me to wear a Utilikilt for the longest time.


A kilt with cargo pockets. Whoever invented that wasn't bolted together right. I'm getting one.


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#67 2005-09-08 03:09:27

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Sweet. That was the second mention of Utilikilts in the TextDrive forum.


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#68 2005-09-08 03:11:56

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

There are no burritos in Britain. You must have gotten that here.

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#69 2005-09-08 03:14:13

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

There used to be a guy on TechTV who wore one regularly (Patrick Norton?) and 'er indoors went all gooey eyed and hasn't stopped nagging ever since. I secretly quite like them but the little 'drop-kickable' dogs are a worry!

Jason, I truly got it in Britain but only found out what it was when I moved here. There was no label on it!

I just went to their website and the cuinning bastards have discovered the ultimate advertising ploy for the likes of me. At the end of their spiel about the 'Survival Kilt' they say this:
"The maximum capacity on this kilt, is twenty bottles of the survival beverage of your choice, six in the front, slant pockets, ten in the cargo's, and four in the rear."
Now I have to wonder if it is possible to ride a motorcycle while wearing one. I am used to getting bugs in my face but in my Chalupa? Jeez!

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#70 2005-09-08 03:21:45

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Boogenstein wrote:

There was no label on it!


Is this still about a "British Burrito"?

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#71 2005-09-08 03:30:06

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Keep your HP Sauce out of my tortillas.


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#72 2005-09-08 03:34:13

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Nothing better than HP on anything. It's what makes Britain Great! Seriously though, some of the cuisine in the UK leaves a little to be desired, hence strong tasting concoctions like HP. I'm getting hungry!


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#73 2005-09-08 04:04:34

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

utilikilts? wow.

I have a hakama

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#74 2005-09-08 04:22:06

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Mmmm... Jicama...


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#75 2005-09-08 05:25:34

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

I'd have to say yes to electrospeck and crudit


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#76 2005-09-08 05:28:13

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

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Ginger fingers!


That was my nickname in high school.


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#77 2005-09-08 14:05:17

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

electrospeck wrote:

misterk wrote:

Ginger fingers!


That was my nickname in high school.


Wasn't she on Gilligan's Island?


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#78 2005-09-08 14:20:03

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

I was talking about the ginger tuber. It has fingers. And it tastes great. But I do love the fact that people also have it for a name.


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#79 2005-09-08 14:57:35

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

misterk wrote:

I was talking about the ginger tuber. It has fingers. And it tastes great. But I do love the fact that people also have it for a name.


Oh, wow. Totally kidding about the high school nickname thing. If you ever see me sayin' anything about high school nicknames, it's probably a joke, because I've had the same damn nickname since I was, like, a gastrula.

Anyway, ginger rules. Buy fresh! Candied ginger is good snackin', but you shouldn't really be cooking with it, unless you're makin' ginger snaps or something, but I guess that's technically baking. (Man oh man I hope somebody calls bullshit on that because I really wanna see a recipe for a savory dish that uses candied ginger. I've only seen a few and those were dodgy.)


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#80 2005-09-08 15:18:20

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Re: Up yer kilt to "go to hell"

Whew.... This thread can Go to Hell up yer kilt!

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