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#1 2009-08-04 10:53:13
Very Intelligent Design
Something occurred to me today:
When we're breathing, the air comes into our body, is processed, and then goes out through the same pipe. So we're like a big bag that way.
For food, it comes into our body, is processed, and then goes out through a different pipe. So we're like a big donut that way.
I'm sure glad we're built that way, and that air and food aren't processed the other way around.
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#4 2009-08-04 13:09:25
Re: Very Intelligent Design
bigshow wrote:
Having a shared orifice is just plain inefficient.
In addition to inefficiency, not everyone wants to share their orifice.
"Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."
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#5 2009-08-04 14:36:39
- noahfischer7971
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Re: Very Intelligent Design
Beef barf and barley comes forth from my shitter
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#6 2009-08-04 14:57:10
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Re: Very Intelligent Design
I am a tool
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#8 2009-08-04 15:29:36
Re: Very Intelligent Design
Spam? What spam? You mean Tweedle Dumb and Tweddle Dumber (see above)?
Never Mind The Bollocks - Here's The Text Pistols
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#9 2009-08-04 15:31:44
Re: Very Intelligent Design
In the case of spammers they can breath and shit from the same orifice.
Never Mind The Bollocks - Here's The Text Pistols
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#10 2009-08-04 22:56:11
Re: Very Intelligent Design
The Philip K Dick novel Counter-Clock World has time running backwards and the normal bodily functions reversed. Hence, people consume "sogum" and excrete food. As for conception...
Last edited by Kibitzer (2009-08-04 22:56:25)
VC200 #69 -- VCTWO -- Mixed Grill
I tried to RTFM, but TFM was apparently F written by TF idiot.
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#13 2009-08-05 15:31:58
Re: Very Intelligent Design
bigshow wrote:
jason wrote:
Aye also better than a cloaca .
Good grief! Turtles can breathe through their asshole?! Who knew?!
Apparently Senor Hoffman knew....
Then my dog ate my badger, and the romance was lost.
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